From pitch deck to pension.
Explore the BlendsYou've read the Paul Graham essays. You've nodded along to the "How I Built This" episodes. You've told your mum "it's like Uber, but for..." at least three times. Now you need coffee that understands.
For founders who need to wake up.
Because your Series A won't close itself. Neither will your eyes, apparently. It's 2am, the deck is due at 9, and your co-founder just Slacked "we need to talk about equity splits."
This is the blend for the grind. For the 47-tab browser sessions. For the "just one more iteration" lies you tell yourself. For investor updates that start with "exciting momentum" and end with you crying in a WeWork phone booth.
"Dark, strong, and slightly too intense — just like your pitch."
For founders who finally can sleep.
You did it. The wire hit. The cap table is someone else's problem now. Your LinkedIn says "angel investor" and you've started saying things like "I'm advising a few companies" at dinner parties.
Because sleep is for the acquired. This is the blend for after. For the beach house. For the "I'm taking some time to figure out what's next" that actually means it this time. For drinking slowly, peacefully, without checking your phone every nine seconds.
"Drink like you've already vested."
Finally, a liquidation event you can drink.
Investor updates pair well with both.
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